44. Own a Games Console

 

Ending a relationship comes with the division of items. At least, into yours and there's, and sometimes shared. This relationship ended very amicably and that is most signified by the number of items I've inherited from them in good faith, including this old Playstation.

Now instead of lying in the arms of a lover I'm swaddled between the cushion and sofa arm, playing Stardew valley. Life could be worse.